Oh God, I can feel it sliding into my coronary! It's delicious!

Ladies and gentleman, behold the McDonald's Pizza. Inspired by another blog of greatness, the McDonald's Pizza truly is the culmination of all your dreams as a seven year old, coming true in the most amazingly conceivable form. Just in case the crappy cellphone picture doesn't accurately portray how savory this pizza is...let me give you a run down of its core elements:

Ingredients

1 pre-made pizza crust
1 can of tomato sauce
2 McDonald's cheeseburgers
1 6 piece Chicken McNuggets
1 Large Fries
Mozzarella cheese

My personal favorite McDonald's pizza quadrant would have to be where the McNugget sector crosses the french fry domain.